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We put this page together to share some of the funnier Bigfoot,
Sasquatch, and Yeti stories
spreading throughout the media and internet recently.
We have nothing
to do with these stories/hoaxes but thought it would be fun to share some
of the loonacy
that is causing fans, true-believers and experts to lose their minds.
: August 13th, 2008
BEER COOLER BIGFOOT FOUND!!!
(click on the thumbnails for larger views)
Ths is the image that's been
This is the suit you can buy for a
few hundred clams!
Notice how the rental costume's mask
(click on the image for close-up laughs)
|I'm sure that every Bigfoot fan has seen and
heard the fervor over this LATEST Bigfoot find! (check out the BFRO
website or mainstream news
outlet if you haven't heard about it yet)
Our phones and e-mails have buzzing since this story broke with true-believers and skeptics alike, all wanting our opinions on these strange goings on!
Well opinions are like belly buttons, everyone's got one, 'cept for this poor thing snoozing in the cooler!
These people are so starved for anything "new" that they fail to see the obvious.
• Why only one foto?
If it was you or me, we would've carried that smelly thing on our backs right up to the local news achor's desk, plopped it down and said , "Here it is! MAKE ME FAMOUS!!!"
These internet "one-off" fotos are a waste of time. You know that any drunken hunter would've snapped TONS of cellphone images of himself and buddies posing with the find of the century! Boastful lugs that they all are about their conquests!
• Where are those fotos? Beer cans and all?
The most obvious things:
• They don't make Bigfoot size coolers for hunters' pickup trucks.
The real obvious issues about this ONE questionable
These Beer Cooler Bigfoot guys are getting their 15 minutes of fame, and laughing at all of the EXPERT Cryptos out there who are spunking in their jeans over it thinking it’s real.
• Oh and the guy pushing this thing through the media is a purported bigfoot hoaxer!
I'm laughing too. This is pretty funny stuff.
As far as it being about money, I doubt it. Maybe they'll recoup their costume rental fees from t-shirt sales or something, but the dry cleaning bill will be steep, especially trying to get the deer gut smell out of the synthetic fur. I wouldn’t want that job!!!
PS: After watching "the-press-conference-that-revealed-nothing"
press conference on Friday, Aug 15th, 2008, (and I still can't believe
CNN stuck with it for 12 minutes before they finally cut away to real news),
I'm predicting when they finally decide to reveal the body to true experts
(right before they hi-tail it to Brazil and change their identities) the
body will turn up MISSING! They always do. Why? (in my
best hillbilly voice) "Becawz themz Bigfeetz iz alwayz stealin' back their
dead!" I guess it's in their union charter!
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